We will get out of Iraq immediately! No more US citizens will be killed by the terrorists, because we know that terrorists would NEVER attack us at home! Healthcare will be FREE! … for illegal aliens.
We’ll finally take the money away from those pesky RICH PEOPLE who don’t deserve it and give the money to someone who does deserve it…the government!
True social FREEDOM! You’ll finally be able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, because cross-dressing homosexual atheists will determine the social customs and moral values of our great nation!
We will save the world! America will become a GREEN country and we will reduce our oversized carbon footprint by making it more difficult, complicated, and expensive to live and work in America! Without a growing economy, we can’t pollute the environment!
Religious Freedom will be achieved! We’ll finally pass laws to get rid of public displays by those annoying Christians and their oppressive religious holidays! Separation of church and state will finally be completely realized and those silly religious moral values like honesty and decency will have no place in our great government!
Schools will be improved by paying teachers more and more money while not holding them accountable for their teaching methods!
More pay and less supervision = RESULTS!
Best of all – we will sign petitions to get rid of right wing radio talk show hosts forever!
